Monday, 22 January 2018

How to Win Any Election

Lets use bad logic and drink motor oil
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Saturday, 20 January 2018

You Can't Control Life

All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door. ~ Albert Camus #quote

If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot. #Terman'sLawofInnovation

You see things. You keep quiet about them and you understand. ~ The Perks of Being a Wallflower #Quote

I am a part of everything that I have read 📚. ~ John Kieran #Quote

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. ~ Edgar Allan Poe #Quote

Bolt up the door, the future is coming. ~ Misfits #lyrics

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. ~ Khalil Gibran #Quote

Create each day anew by clothing yourself with heaven and earth 🌎, bathing yourself with wisdom and love, and placing yourself in the heart ❤️ of Mother Nature. ~ Morihei Ueshiba #Quote

We become aware of the void as we fill it.  ~ Antonio Porchia, Voces #quote

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it. ~ John Lennon #quote

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote

People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite. ~ Nelson Mandela #quote

May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong, may you stay forever young. ~ Bob Dylan #quote

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects.  ~ Thomas Carlyle #quote

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook #quote

Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote

Sometimes you don't realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring for you. ~ Anonymous #quote

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. ~ Albert Camus #quote

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. ~ Dame Edna Everage #quote

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. ~ Unknown #quote

I know for a fact that no one CAN be truly fair and balanced in all that they say and do. But if they aren't fair or balanced in ANYTHING they say or do, then I, personally, consider them to be an enemy to the continued progress of humanity. ~ Earwicker #quote

The walls of pride are high and wide, can't see over to the other side. ~ Bob Dylan #quote

Music has power to create a universe or to destroy a civilization. ~ Katherine Neville, The Eight #quote

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name. ~ (Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969) #Quote

It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote,  Invisible Monsters

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. ~ Ambrose Bierce (The Devil's Dictionary) #quote

That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote,  Stranger Than Fiction

I am a person who continually destroys the possibilities of a future because of the numbers of alternative viewpoints I can focus on the present. ~ Doris Lessing #quote

What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad. ~ S. Scaramouche #quote

In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote

I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about. ~ Don Mazankowski #quote

Emotion is contagious. ~ Malcolm Gladwell #quote

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. ~ Bob Dylan #quote,  Subterranean Homesick Blues

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld #quote

I'm not sure what we're running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won't have to get on with our lives. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote, Invisible Monsters

I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams. ~ Doctor Who #quotes

Giving up doesn’t always mean you’re weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough and smart enough to let go and move on. #InspirationalQuote

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant #quote

The kids across the street challenged me to a water fight, so I'm currently boiling the water. #JustaJoke

You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote,  Fight Club

Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve. Heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter. ~ Bob Dylan #quote,  A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ~ W. Sommerset Morgan #quote

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote,  Fight Club

If you can see your path laid out in front of you step by step, you know it’s not your path. Your own path you make with every step you take. That’s why it’s your path. ~ Joseph Campbell #quote

People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future. ~ Chuck Palahniuk #quote,  Invisible Monsters